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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.
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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
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All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
